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2025 Vintage: The Global Cooling Theory

Why did some claim it was too cold in 2025? Because after installing giant mirrors in space, someone forgot how to turn them off for the winter.

Part of the 34 Politicians Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon & Sovereignty” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Hotmail_Original01/22/2014 09:28Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
@Internet_Explorer_301/19/2006 05:35Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
@Austin_Powers_Groovy09/22/2005 01:11Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
@Tyler_Durden_Real01/04/1995 12:36Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
@Doge_Much_Funny05/08/2015 07:02Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
@Space_Background12/18/2001 13:18The stars are aligned for this joke.
@Flickr_User_0408/31/1996 20:51A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
@Bebo_Lover_0510/19/2004 16:27Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!

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