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2024 Vintage: The “Gen Alpha” Slang

Why are politicians saying “Skibidi”? To prove that they are “Rizz-less” and “Cooked,” and that trying to be “Sigma” is the fastest way to lose the youth vote.

Part of the 33 Politicians Jokes: The 2024 “Torchbearers & Turnarounds” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zelda_Link05/09/2006 23:28It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
@StreetFighter_Ken06/21/2013 18:36Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
@ChatRoom_Queen02/02/2009 15:24A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@XFiles_Spooky_M06/05/1996 20:45Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
@Melrose_Place_Fan07/12/2003 12:26Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
@Iron_Man_Tony11/13/2003 17:59I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@Chain_Mail_Hater06/30/2009 09:22I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
@Ask_Jeeves_Butler03/06/1998 22:08May I suggest another joke, sir?
@GL_HF_Runner08/11/2010 18:25Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
@Safari_Surfer03/27/2001 21:53A wild laugh appeared!

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