Why did Keir Starmer win such a massive majority? Because after 14 years of the Conservatives, the British public decided they wanted a Prime Minister who was as exciting as a spreadsheet, just for the stability.
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Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
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Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!