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2025 Legacy: The 2025 Inauguration

Why was Washington so heavily guarded in January? Because after the 2024 campaign, no one was sure if the President-elect was a human or just a very advanced Deepfake programmed by the campaign team to always look well-rested.

Part of the 34 Politicians Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon & Sovereignty” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Forrest_Gump_8803/17/2011 18:04Internet is like a box of chocolates...
@Frasier_Crane04/16/2011 16:59I am listening... and I am laughing.
@Goosebumps_Kid11/29/2003 13:04Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Gremlins_Gizmo12/10/1997 20:32Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
@Top_Gun_Maverick05/05/1997 04:53I feel the need... the need for comedy!
@Blogger_Default09/10/2002 04:36Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
@Happy_Tree_Fans07/16/1996 10:07So cute, yet so funny! LOL!

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