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2025 Archive: The “Brain-Chip” Lobbying

Why did Neuralink become a problem? Because lobbyists started sending suggestions directly to the cerebral cortex of MPs, shortening the legislative process to milliseconds.

Part of the 34 Politicians Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon & Sovereignty” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025

37 Politicians Jokes: The 2018 “Helsinki & High Stakes” Edition
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2024 Vintage: The Trump Return
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2024 Legacy: The "Childless Cat Ladies" Comment
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31 Politicians Jokes: The 2003 “Mission Accomplished & Freedom Fries” Edition
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2024 Classic: The "AI" Music Scandal
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2023 Vintage: The "Dead Internet" Theory
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2025 Vintage: The "Silent Gen" in Power
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2025 Classic: The "Robot Dog" Border Patrol
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39 Politicians Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Millennium Fever” Edition
In 1999, the world was obsessed with two things: whether computer...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Gen Alpha" Slang
Why are politicians saying "Skibidi"? To prove that they are "Riz...read more »

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41 Politicians Jokes: The 2020 “Masks, Zoom & Malarkey” Edition
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2024 Archive: The 80th Anniversary of D-Day
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Beavis_Butthead01/07/1996 18:54Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
@Buffy_Summers_9711/14/2003 05:41Slaying these jokes one by one.
@Firewall_Wizard09/14/1995 19:17Letting this joke through the port.
@PopUp_Blocker_X11/09/2011 16:42I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
@Pwnage_King10/26/1999 18:18Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
@Runescape_Noob09/17/2012 03:58Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
@Maplestory_Kid12/09/2003 00:42@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
@Llamas_With_Hats03/10/1999 23:55Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!

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