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2024 Vintage: The Trump Return

Why did the 2024 campaign feel like a sequel? Because Donald Trump proved that no matter how many court cases you have, you can always make a comeback as long as you have a red hat and a rally stage.

Part of the 33 Politicians Jokes: The 2024 “Torchbearers & Turnarounds” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CoolSkater9808/05/2001 02:30Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
@AOL_Keyword_Jokes11/12/1997 05:02Standard classic. Never gets old.
@SpiderMan_Tobey12/13/2007 20:56With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
@CRT_Brightness09/06/2002 04:25I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
@Lion_King_Pumbaa07/31/1999 03:33They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
@Rewritable_CD01/22/2013 05:04I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
@Fargo_Marge01/07/1997 16:13Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
@PopUp_Blocker_X06/05/2004 02:47I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.

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