Why was everyone getting thin? Because in 2023, “Diet and Exercise” was replaced by a weekly injection that made the weight-loss industry more nervous than a politician at a grand jury.
Part of the 35 Politicians Jokes: The 2023 “AI, Pink & Coronation” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
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