Why were neighboring countries fighting over rain? Because “cloud-stealing” technology was invented, making meteorologists the most important generals in the army.
Part of the 34 Politicians Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon & Sovereignty” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The 4-Day Weekend
Why did politicians propose a 3-day work week? To give people mor...read more »
2025 Archive: The Mars Colony Pre-sale
Why did governments start selling plots on Mars? Because after lo...read more »
2024 Classic: The Rise of "Mood Voting"
Why did polls keep changing? Because voters in 2024 weren't votin...read more »
2025 Legacy: The First "Smart" Protest
Why did no one show up to the rally? Because everyone protested v...read more »
2025 Classic: The Great De-influencing
Why did politicians stop using TikTok? Because Gen Alpha decided ...read more »
37 Politicians Jokes: The 2018 “Helsinki & High Stakes” Edition
In 2018, the world was a mix of intense rescue missions, royal we...read more »
2024 Legacy: Raygun’s Breakdancing
Why was an Australian professor the star of the Olympics? Because...read more »
2023 Classic: The "Barbie" World Record
Greta Gerwig became the first solo female director with a billion...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Metaverse Tax Office
Why did the IRS open an office in VR? To tax your virtual furnitu...read more »
2025 Classic: The Resignation of the Last Human Journalist
Why did he quit? Because AI was writing politicians' obituaries b...read more »
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Why were 90-year-olds still ruling? Because medicine in 2025 beca...read more »
2024 Archive: The 4-Day Work Week Trials
Why are they working? Because people realized that doing the same...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Carbon Credit" Dating App
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2025 Archive: The Lunar Gateway Launch
Why did the station orbiting the Moon become the new UN? Because ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
Still digging for more humor!