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2025 Vintage: The Water Wars of 2025

Why were neighboring countries fighting over rain? Because “cloud-stealing” technology was invented, making meteorologists the most important generals in the army.

Part of the 34 Politicians Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon & Sovereignty” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Duke_Nukem_Fan01/20/1995 18:45I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
@Home_Alone_Kevin08/28/2015 11:15Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Twin_Peaks_Coffee01/23/2013 19:57A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
@Pizza_Pizza_9909/04/2001 02:16Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@Silicon_Valley_Fan09/04/2010 05:08This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
@Floppy_Fanatic10/09/1996 11:35Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
@Nice_Guy_Eddie03/15/2007 02:26Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
@Grunge_Lord_9411/04/2002 21:51I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Evil_Kermit_M02/26/2002 08:37Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
@Construction_Dig03/28/1998 14:05Still digging for more humor!

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