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2025 Archive: The Mars Colony Pre-sale

Why did governments start selling plots on Mars? Because after looking at the global debt in 2025, the only way to pay it off was to tax craters that no one has even stepped on yet.

Part of the 34 Politicians Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon & Sovereignty” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025

35 Politicians Jokes: The 2019 “Black Holes & How Dare You” Edition
In 2019, the world was a mix of scientific breakthroughs and poli...read more »
2024 Classic: The Death of Alexei Navalny
Why was the world so somber in February? To remind us that the "P...read more »
32 Politicians Jokes: The 2004 “Big Bang & Blue States” Edition
In 2004, the world felt like it was finally connecting, but the s...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Trump-Biden Debate
Why was it a turning point? Because it was the 90 minutes that pr...read more »
37 Politicians Jokes: The 2014 “Annexations & Ice Buckets” Edition
In 2014, history decided to stop repeating itself and started mak...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Boeing Starliner Drama
Why were the astronauts stuck on the ISS? Because in 2024, gettin...read more »
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Island Scandal
Why did a Prime Minister flee to a Pacific island? Because it tur...read more »
2024 Legacy: The X (Twitter) vs. Brazil
Why did a judge ban the app? To prove that even a billionaire’s "...read more »
2025 Classic: The Resignation of the Last Human Journalist
Why did he quit? Because AI was writing politicians' obituaries b...read more »
38 Politicians Jokes: The 2008 “Hope, Change & Bailouts” Edition
In 2008, the world economy felt like a game of Jenga played by pe...read more »

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33 Politicians Jokes: The 2021 “Capitols, Cargo & Crypto” Edition
In 2021, the world tried to get back to "normal," but normal had ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Digital Nomad Tax
Why was 2025 the year of the laptop hunt? Because nations realize...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Trump Return
Why did the 2024 campaign feel like a sequel? Because Donald Trum...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Cancel Culture" Amnesty
Why did governments grant amnesty for posts from 2010-2020? Becau...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Reservoir_Joe08/27/1997 15:02Professional humor for professional people.
@Steve-O_Wild07/19/2013 11:35Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
@Dexter_Lab_Fan04/29/2014 07:48Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@Starcraft_Zerg07/21/1999 17:05Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
@StrongBad_Mail04/18/2014 18:39I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
@Tablet_User_1010/22/2014 19:28Tapping my way to a good mood.

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