Why did no one show up to the rally? Because everyone protested virtually, allowing the police to “disperse the crowd” with a single click of “Mute All.”
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1. 2020 Vintage: The Ruth Bader Ginsburg Passing
Why was September so tense? Because the "Notorious RBG" left a vacancy that turned the Supreme C... read more »
Why was September so tense? Because the "Notorious RBG" left a vacancy that turned the Supreme C... read more »
2. 2007 Vintage: The Resignation of Tony Blair
Why did Tony finally leave 10 Downing Street? Because after 10 years, the British public's love ... read more »
Why did Tony finally leave 10 Downing Street? Because after 10 years, the British public's love ... read more »
3. 1995 Classic: The Unabomber Manifesto
Why were politicians actually reading the newspaper? Because the FBI forced the Washington Post ... read more »
Why were politicians actually reading the newspaper? Because the FBI forced the Washington Post ... read more »
4. 2001 Legacy: The Launch of the iPod
Why were politicians confused by Apple? Because Steve Jobs put "1,000 songs in your pocket," whi... read more »
Why were politicians confused by Apple? Because Steve Jobs put "1,000 songs in your pocket," whi... read more »
5. 37 Politicians Jokes: The 2014 “Annexations & Ice Buckets” Edition
In 2014, history decided to stop repeating itself and started making a very aggressive sequel. I... read more »
In 2014, history decided to stop repeating itself and started making a very aggressive sequel. I... read more »
6. 2015 Archive: The Death of King Abdullah
Why was the Saudi succession so smooth? Because when you have 30,000 princes, the "Next in Line"... read more »
Why was the Saudi succession so smooth? Because when you have 30,000 princes, the "Next in Line"... read more »
7. 2006 Vintage: The Borat Movie
Why was the Kazakh government upset? Because Sacha Baron Cohen did more for Kazakhstan’s "brand ... read more »
Why was the Kazakh government upset? Because Sacha Baron Cohen did more for Kazakhstan’s "brand ... read more »
8. 2000 Legacy: The Transition
Why was the White House staff so grumpy in December? Because they had to pack their bags while t... read more »
Why was the White House staff so grumpy in December? Because they had to pack their bags while t... read more »
9. 34 Politicians Jokes: The 1997 “Cool Britannia & Red Planets” Edition
In 1997, the world felt like it was finally moving into the future, but the dial-up connection w... read more »
In 1997, the world felt like it was finally moving into the future, but the dial-up connection w... read more »
10. 2006 Classic: The Retirement of Alan Greenspan
Why was "The Maestro" leaving the Fed? Because he figured it was better to quit while the housin... read more »
Why was "The Maestro" leaving the Fed? Because he figured it was better to quit while the housin... read more »
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[2009-10-18 ARCHIVE_LOG]Winamp_Skin_Maker: Llama approved! This joke really whips!
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