Why did the blonde put her car in the oven?
You’ll appreciate the logic in this one: She wanted a hot rod.
2025 Archive: The “Self-Driving” Sleighs
Why was the delivery so fast? Because the delivery vans are now fully autonomous, meaning your gifts arrived at 3:00 AM and were guarded by… Read More »2025 Archive: The “Self-Driving” Sleighs
2025 Legacy: The First “Smart” Protest
Why did no one show up to the rally? Because everyone protested virtually, allowing the police to “disperse the crowd” with a single click of… Read More »2025 Legacy: The First “Smart” Protest
2024 Legacy: The Ebon Moss-Bachrach Repeat
Why did “Richie” get gold again? Because everyone in Hollywood wants someone who polishes forks and screams at people that effectively. Part of the 36… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Ebon Moss-Bachrach Repeat
2024 Classic: The “Contractor” in Rzeszów
Why the expansion? Because “Logistics” is now the world’s most expensive game of “Tetris” with live ammunition. Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2024… Read More »2024 Classic: The “Contractor” in Rzeszów
2024 Classic: The Cybertruck in the Wild
Why did the traveler laugh at the “Stainless Steel” car? Because it was stuck in a 2-inch puddle and looked like a giant kitchen appliance… Read More »2024 Classic: The Cybertruck in the Wild
2023 Archive: The Quinta Brunson History
Why her win for Abbott Elementary? For becoming the first Black woman to win Best Lead Actress in a Comedy in over 40 years, proving… Read More »2023 Archive: The Quinta Brunson History
2023 Classic: iPhone 15 (USB-C)
Why was Dad in shock? Because Apple finally switched to USB-C and now the whole family could share a charger (which led to even more… Read More »2023 Classic: iPhone 15 (USB-C)
2022 Archive: The Red Hot Chili Peppers (Double Release)
Why two albums? Because John Frusciante was back and the band had so much funk they couldn’t fit it into just one record. Part of… Read More »2022 Archive: The Red Hot Chili Peppers (Double Release)
2021 Legacy: The Ghost
“I liked the old bulb. It was more ‘paranormal activity’ friendly.” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2021 – The Global Reboot archive. Historically… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Ghost