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🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »

In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »

"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

"Count backwards from ten." "Ten... nine... Silicon... Valley..."...read more »

"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »

My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »

@Hotmail_Original10/16/1995 02:01Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!

@WinAmp_Shaker02/13/1999 20:04It really whips the llama's ass!

@ChatRoom_Queen01/15/2010 08:04A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!

@Memento_Guy01/28/2011 08:10Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!

@Karate_Kid_Wax01/27/2001 20:07Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.

@Club_Penguin_Kid12/16/2013 16:21Waddle on over and read this!

@Salad_Fingers_F08/15/2009 09:23I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

@Evolution_Dance01/02/2010 02:44The history of humor in one post.