My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness to the hospital’s server. I asked about the cost. He said, “It’s free, but you have to watch one 30-second ad for vitamins every time you wake up.”
Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025 “Neuralink & Universal Wellness” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
55 Doctor Jokes: The 1995 “Pager & Prescription” Edition
In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »
2025 Classic: The Doctor's AI
My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »
The Busy Specialist
Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Psychiatrist
"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »
The Invisible Patient
A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »
61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & HealthKit” Edition
In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »
2025 Vintage: The HMO
"We don't cover 'Existential Robot Anxiety'. That's a 'Human-Only...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition
In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Ego
"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Heart 2
"Your heart rate is 160." "I just saw my 'Biological Age' update!...read more »
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The Final Checkup
Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vitamin
"Take this. It has 'Neural-Minerals'."Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes...read more »
2025 Classic: The Surgeon
"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition
In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »
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Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
This site is very exciting!
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.