2025 Classic: The Surgeon

“I’m going to operate.” “Wait, is your AI-assistant’s subscription paid up?”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »

The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

@Twister_Chaser03/20/2010 22:51A F5 of a joke! Intense!

@Bam_Margera_Fan10/19/2001 15:10Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!

@Liger_Owner_X06/25/2002 03:08It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!

@Rocket_Jumper06/23/2004 09:48This humor took me to new heights!

@Salad_Fingers_F02/03/2011 16:58I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

@Challenge_Acc12/25/2008 12:18Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!