2025 Classic: The Emergency

“Is there a doctor here?” “I’m a Prompt Engineer!” “Great, tell this AI to save him!”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »

"Doctor, I keep forgetting my 'Life-Cloud' login." "That’s okay, ...read more »

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »

"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »

In 2023, medical humor focused on the battle between human expert...read more »

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Selective Neur...read more »

I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »

In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

"You're all set. See you in the next 'Firmware Update'!"Part of t...read more »

@Full_House_Lover05/18/2014 20:41You got it, dude! Hilarious.

@StarWars_Nerd06/02/2015 14:40The farce is strong with this one!

@Java_Applet_User11/17/2008 06:59This joke is more portable than a Java app!

@Cipher_Steak08/31/2014 10:50Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.

@Space_Jam_Lola03/09/2000 22:28Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".

@Homestar_Runner04/27/1997 21:49That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

@Forever_Alone_X04/11/2006 13:35At least I have my jokes to keep me company.