A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect.
“Doctor, I keep forgetting things!” “How long has this been going on?” “How long has what been going on?”
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition
In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Prompt Doctor
My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »
2025 Archive: The Diet
"I'm on the 'Data-Sync Diet'. I only eat what my AI says my gut b...read more »
2025 Archive: The Longevity 2
"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »
The Coffee Prescription
The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »
62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover” Edition
In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart-Watch 4.0
My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »
The Genetic Wonder
Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »
2025 Classic: The Insurance
I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »
The Apple Myth
Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Ego
"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »
2025 Archive: The ChatGPT 5.0
I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart-Home Surgeon
My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »
The Hospital Food
A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
Bloody brilliant, mate!
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
My fist is clenched... with joy!
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
Burninating the countryside with laughter!
this is the peak of human civilization right here. lol.
lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense if you dont think about it.
i was expecting something else but this was a pleasant surprise!