2025 Archive: The Smart-Watch 4.0

My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prove I was still breathing.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »

Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »

In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

In 2024, medical humor reached a state of "Spatial Absurdity." If...read more »

My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »

In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »

In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »

"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »

@Nokia_Snake_Champ08/17/2011 11:38Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@BitTorrent_0109/03/2011 09:54Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Cyber_Security_X10/11/2014 23:33Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!

@Neo_The_One12/07/2014 18:33I know kung-fu... and this joke!

@Limp_Bizkit_Fan08/31/2000 16:46Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!

@Thundercats_Ho06/15/1997 12:11Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)

@Web_Counter_9905/02/2000 12:12I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!

@Hacktivist_Fan08/05/2014 20:46Hacking into the comedy mainframe.