2025 Archive: The Pager

My doctor’s brain buzzed. He said, “I have to go, I’m being ‘Patched’.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »

"Doctor, I want a second opinion." "Fine, I’ll ask my AI." "The A...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

"We don't cover 'Existential Robot Anxiety'. That's a 'Human-Only...read more »

My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »

I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »

@Modem_Meltdown05/12/2008 17:15My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter08/28/2004 00:28The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!

@Saved_By_The_Bell04/17/2002 06:06I am so excited! I am so... laughing!

@ODP_Editor_9911/27/2001 15:21Approved for the Open Directory Project!

@Retweet_King09/29/2001 05:19RT if you think this is funny!