“Take this pill and don’t think about ‘The Singularity’ for 6 hours.”
Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025 “Neuralink & Universal Wellness” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
Scouting the web for gems like this.