2025 Classic: The Specialist

I went to a ‘Longevity Architect’. He told me my life is a “fixer-upper”.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »

In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »

"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »

"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »

"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

@CyberSteve03/27/2009 17:06Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.

@Lycos_Dog04/03/2004 05:46Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!

@Shrek_Ogrelord06/13/2001 08:13Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@HTML_Hacker01/16/2001 15:34<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!

@Walter_Sobchak06/16/2000 01:38Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@Ghostbusters_V01/15/2008 09:31Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!

@Double_Rainbow_G01/18/2001 20:04What does it mean?! It’s so funny!

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost04/25/2010 18:55Laughing at the security of my own ribs!