2025 Vintage: The Bill

“Why is there an ‘AI Thinking Fee’?” “Because the computer had to process 12 million scenarios where you’re healthy.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

"Doctor, I keep forgetting my 'Life-Cloud' login." "That’s okay, ...read more »

Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »

"I'm eating 'Synthesized Protein'." "So... fake meat?" "No, it's ...read more »

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

@WinAmp_Shaker06/28/2001 01:41It really whips the llama's ass!

@Gopher_Explorer07/07/2012 20:49Deep in the menus and found this gem.

@Discman_Skipper03/01/2014 19:46Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@Encarta_Explorer08/10/2004 05:30I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.

@Dawson_Creek_Fan05/08/2000 07:08I am crying... with laughter!

@Zoolander_Derek03/07/2014 07:08What is this? A joke for ants?

@Keyboard_Cat_P08/08/2010 13:20Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@First_World_P02/11/1999 03:13My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.

@Tablet_User_1003/24/1999 22:43Tapping my way to a good mood.