“I’m doing ‘Meta-Yoga’. I just think about the poses and the chip does the rest.”
Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025 “Neuralink & Universal Wellness” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Expensive Stethoscope
When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition
In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »
71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition
In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Bill
"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »
54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook Launch & Robotic Renaissance” Era
In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »
The Coffee Prescription
The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »
The Hearing Test
A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »
The Sleep Study
Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »
64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race & Hybrid Health” Edition
In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Stress 2
"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & Grey’s Anatomy” Edition
In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Ear Exam 2
"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Selective Neur...read more »
61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & HealthKit” Edition
In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition
In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
As if! This is too funny.
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!