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The Expensive Stethoscope

When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.

My doctor used a solid gold stethoscope. I asked him if it worked better. He said, “No, but it makes the bills sound much more impressive.”

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Encarta_User10/17/2008 12:56I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@Linux_Kernel_0.112/12/1997 12:24Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@Dreamcast_Gamer10/09/2000 08:58Thinking is definitely funny today.
@Clueless_Dionne02/28/2014 21:17Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
@Res_Dogs_MrPink12/17/2012 05:51I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
@Tony_Hawk_Pro04/25/2000 21:35Just landed a 900 while reading this!
@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo01/28/2010 09:22Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
@Annoying_Orange05/12/1999 18:59Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!

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