The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.
I got a bill for $5,000 for anesthesia. I was knocked out! I don’t even remember using it!
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition
In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vitamin
"Take this. It has 'Neural-Minerals'."Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes...read more »
The Fever Logic
Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »
59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition
In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Precision Medicine” Edition
In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »
The Modern Surgeon
Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »
58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000 “Surviving Y2K & The Genomic Revolution” Edition
In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »
62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover” Edition
In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »
42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997 “Pre-Millennium Tension & WebMD Ancestry” Edition
In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI Surgery
"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Hearing Test
A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »
58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom & Deepfake Diagnosis” Edition
In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The MRI
"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Pill Logic
"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
No viruses here, just good vibes.
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!
i’m gonna tell this to my manager tomorrow and see what happens.
my grandma used to tell this one. good memories, thanks.
i’m gonna use this as an icebreaker at the party tomorrow. wish me luck!
I’ve heard this one back in 1995, still hits hard.