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The Anesthesia Bill

The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.

I got a bill for $5,000 for anesthesia. I was knocked out! I don’t even remember using it!

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Vitamin
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The Fever Logic
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59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition
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55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Precision Medicine” Edition
In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »
The Modern Surgeon
Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »
58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000 “Surviving Y2K & The Genomic Revolution” Edition
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62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover” Edition
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42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997 “Pre-Millennium Tension & WebMD Ancestry” Edition
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2025 Vintage: The AI Surgery
"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Discman_Skipper07/08/2006 15:09Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@Austin_Powers_Doctor08/26/2004 19:06One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
@Antivirus_Pro05/20/1999 10:48No viruses here, just good vibes.
@Sixteen_Candles11/12/2011 19:40I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
@Champ_Kind_Wham08/02/2013 03:43WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
@Friday_Rebecca06/04/2010 10:58Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
@Delicious_Links04/08/1999 21:57Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
@Slow_Clap_Guy08/20/1997 14:43...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!

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