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Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.

My surgeon used a robot to perform my gallbladder surgery. It was great until the robot started asking for a software update mid-incision.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Archive: The Waiting Room
There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »
68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition
In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »
2025 Archive: The ChatGPT 5.0
I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »
The Stress Test
Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »
2025 Archive: The Longevity 2
"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »
58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom & Deepfake Diagnosis” Edition
In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition
In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025 “Neuralink & Universal Wellness” Edition
In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed Care & Medical Dramas” Edition
In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »
The Memory Pill
A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Archive: The Second Opinion
"Doctor, I want a second opinion." "Fine, I’ll ask my AI." "The A...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Ear Exam 2
"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Selective Neur...read more »
The Skeleton Health
Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »
The Busy Specialist
Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@PowerRanger_Red05/30/2000 19:48It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
@Ace_Ventura_Pet08/10/2009 04:37Alrighty then! Super funny.
@Legally_Blonde_Paulette11/12/2000 13:35I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
@Judge_Dredd_Law05/14/1995 09:24I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
@Selfie_King_0512/09/2004 03:18Taking a photo of me laughing!

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3 thoughts on “The Modern Surgeon”

  1. User_674
    User_674 [Human Verified]

    found this via google search and it actually made my day. greetings from europe!

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