Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.
My surgeon used a robot to perform my gallbladder surgery. It was great until the robot started asking for a software update mid-incision.
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Waiting Room
There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »
68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition
In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »
2025 Archive: The ChatGPT 5.0
I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »
The Stress Test
Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »
2025 Archive: The Longevity 2
"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »
58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom & Deepfake Diagnosis” Edition
In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition
In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025 “Neuralink & Universal Wellness” Edition
In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed Care & Medical Dramas” Edition
In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »
The Memory Pill
A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Second Opinion
"Doctor, I want a second opinion." "Fine, I’ll ask my AI." "The A...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Ear Exam 2
"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Selective Neur...read more »
The Skeleton Health
Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »
The Busy Specialist
Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
Alrighty then! Super funny.
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Taking a photo of me laughing!
simple and deep. its funny how the best things in life are always like this.
sometimes you just need a stupid joke to feel better. this worked for me.
found this via google search and it actually made my day. greetings from europe!