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The Busy Specialist

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.

I finally saw the specialist after six months. He looked at me for two seconds and said, “Yep, you’re definitely a human.” That’ll be $400.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Flash_Animator12/12/2003 11:15I should make a stickman movie about this.
@Pokemon_Blue07/03/2010 20:30Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
@Ace_Ventura_Pet01/01/2011 05:06Alrighty then! Super funny.
@Hattori_Hanzo_S12/24/2008 23:36I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
@Animorphs_X01/25/2005 20:43I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@Retweet_King02/18/1996 10:59RT if you think this is funny!

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3 thoughts on “The Busy Specialist”

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    User_48 [Human Verified]

    i’m printin this out for the office fridge. someone is going to be confused lol.

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