A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.
A man thinks his wife is losing her hearing. He stands 20 feet behind her: “What’s for dinner?” No answer. 10 feet: “What’s for dinner?” No answer. Right behind her: “What’s for dinner?” She turns around: “For the THIRD time, chicken!”
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Apple Myth
Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »
71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition
In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Precision Medicine” Edition
In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »
The Weight Loss Secret
A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 1995 “Pager & Prescription” Edition
In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »
2025 Classic: The Referral
He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via 'Neura...read more »
The Bad News First
A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »
The Hospital Food
A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »
The Memory Pill
A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »
A doctor and a lawyer are...
A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The Pill Logic
"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »
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"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »
2025 Archive: The HMO Gym
It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »
The Coffee Prescription
The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
Oops, I laughed again!
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
First! And it’s funny!
i actually had to read this three times. i am not a smart man.
i’m laughing so much my stomach hurts. pure vibes.
this is peak internet. thank u for keeping it simple and funny.