2025 Classic: The Referral

He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via ‘Neural-Link’.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »

In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »

In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

"Your skin is perfect." "Thanks, it’s a 'Real-Life Filter' I boug...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

"Scale of 1 to 10?" "My pain is a 4, but my 'Neural-Bandwidth' is...read more »

"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz05/20/2009 11:00The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.

@Beavis_Butthead05/25/2005 13:15Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@Melrose_Place_Fan03/22/1999 03:26Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Nsync_Justin06/21/2008 19:19Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@Grinds_My_Gears04/18/2015 11:29You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!

@Evil_Kermit_M10/11/2015 13:32Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.

@Blink_Tag_User06/23/1997 18:14<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>

@Habbo_Hotel_Fan07/21/2014 02:18Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!

@Shut_Up_Money08/01/1997 07:15Shut up and take my laughter!