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The doctor told me to run five miles a day for 30 days. After a month, I called him: “I feel great, but I’m 150 miles from home!”
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells & Space Odyssey” Edition
In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Exercise
"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »
2025 Classic: The Pharmacy Wait 2
I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Neural-Link 2
"I'm thinking, therefore I am." "No, you're thinking, therefore I...read more »
The X-Ray Vision
Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed Care & Medical Dramas” Edition
In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition
In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »
56 Doctor Jokes: The 2002 “Handheld Health & Robotic Revolution” Edition
In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »
The Hospital Food
A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Longevity Protocol
My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition
In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Deepfake Physical
I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »
The Stress Test
Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »
The Memory Pill
A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
This is why we need the internet.
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
Classic. Simply classic.
lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense if you dont think about it.
lol, i actually spit out my coffee. thanks for that… not. haha.
sometimes you just need a stupid joke to feel better. this worked for me.