In 2011, growing older meant entering a world where people were suddenly talking directly to their cellular phones and expecting a computer named “Siri” to… Read More »35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Interrogation, Cloud Confusion & Tablet Battles” Edition
In 2015, Independence Day was a “Social Experiment.” We were all divided by the color of a dress (it was blue and black, okay?), obsessed… Read More »38 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress & The Force Awakens” Edition
In 2001, the “New World Order” of the 90s evaporated in a single morning. The military went from worrying about budget cuts and “Sensitivity Training”… Read More »40 Military Jokes: The 2001 “End of the Intermission” Edition
Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? So she could have them when she wanted a cold drink.
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Why the pink glitter? Because Greta Gerwig convinced everyone from Dua Lipa to Billie Eilish and Ryan Gosling that “I’m Just Ken” was the emotional… Read More »2023 Legacy: The “Barbie” Soundtrack Takeover
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Why did the spider join the band? He was great at “weaving” melodies. Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer” Edition archive.… Read More »2023 Archive: The Scared Spider
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