A quiet, solemn moment during the closing prayer being completely shattered by a deacon’s new cell phone loudly chirping a high-pitched, metallic 8-bit rendition of Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony.
Part of the 35 Religious Jokes: The 2003 “Flip Phones, iPod Ministry & Khaki Sunday Schools” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The 4K Wireless Casting Nightmare
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2025 Vintage: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
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2024 Archive: The Laser Printer Transition
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2025 Vintage: The Neon Paper Financial Summary
Printing the annual parish deficit summary on bright, fluorescent...read more »
2025 Classic: The Puffy Jacket Pew Wedge
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2024 Vintage: The Auto-Correct Homily Glitch
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2025 Vintage: The Laser Printer Transition
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39 Religious Jokes: The 2019 “Wireless Streaming, Smart Pews & Modern Fellowship” Edition
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2024 Archive: The Mobile Wallet Bottleneck
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2024 Classic: The Smart Speaker Altar Intercept
A solemn moment during the weekly reading of Mass intentions comi...read more »
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The assistant pastor asking his phone's voice helper to locate th...read more »
2024 Classic: The YouTube Buffer Apocalypse
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2025 Legacy: The 4K Wireless Casting Nightmare
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2024 Archive: The Twitter Ministry Update
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Silently laughing in the snow.
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
I’m watching you... read this joke!