A three-minute bottleneck in the center aisle during the collection because a parishioner held his smartphone slightly too close to the wireless terminal, accidentally activating his digital boarding pass and flight ticket instead of the payment app.
Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 2024 “Smart Sanctuary, AI Bulletins & Group Chat Fellowships” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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