The head of the trustee board tracking the chapel heating bill from an app on his phone, instantly sending an angry text message to the rectory the second the organist moves the temperature dial up by half a degree during choir practice.
Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 2024 “Smart Sanctuary, AI Bulletins & Group Chat Fellowships” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
That was intense... and funny!
Super green! Hilarious!
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
I facepalmed and then I laughed.