A profound moment of silent adoration in the sanctuary being completely interrupted because the wireless microphone at the altar picks up a clear transmission of road construction workers talking three blocks away.
Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 2024 “Smart Sanctuary, AI Bulletins & Group Chat Fellowships” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
By the gods, this is a funny one!
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
... (Laughter in silence).
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!