The cantor performing the entire music ministry from a side alcove, sweating profusely because the building’s automated furnace was set to maximum and the historic windows are locked shut.
Part of the 35 Religious Jokes: The 2025 “Smart Glass Liturgy, AI Intercoms & Blockchain Bazaars” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
This is why we need the internet.
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
I see funny people... everywhere!
The highest note of humor!