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2024 Vintage: The Self-Centering Altar Camera

A modern webcam with a motion-tracking sensor installed in the chapel losing track of the priest during the recessional and spending ten minutes locked onto a slowly rotating ceiling fan.

Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 2024 “Smart Sanctuary, AI Bulletins & Group Chat Fellowships” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee10/27/2006 01:10A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
@Full_House_Michelle03/09/2013 04:20You got it, dude! Very funny.
@Korn_Follower11/22/2012 15:16Are you ready?! (For this joke).
@Liger_Owner_X07/14/2002 13:22It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
@Flickr_User_0404/22/2013 04:55A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
@Orkut_Member_9903/27/2009 09:34A fan from Brazil! Great humor!

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