Printing the annual parish deficit summary on bright, fluorescent-green copy paper so that no family can claim the serious budget warning got lost among regular store flyers and coupons.
Part of the 35 Religious Jokes: The 2025 “Smart Glass Liturgy, AI Intercoms & Blockchain Bazaars” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2024 Archive: The Vertical Video Sermon Crisis
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39 Religious Jokes: The 2009 “Facebook FarmVille, iPhone 3GS & Twitter Ministry” Edition
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2025 Vintage: The Group Chat Prayer Confusion
A parish prayer group starting an instant messaging thread, which...read more »
2024 Archive: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
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33 Religious Jokes: The 2014 “Cloud Storage, Tablet Pews & Modern Fellowship” Edition
In 2014, church life was fully embracing the cloud era, with pape...read more »
2025 Classic: The Puffy Jacket Pew Wedge
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2025 Legacy: The Twitter Ministry Update
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2024 Archive: The Smart Thermostat App War
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In 2013, church life was fully revolving around social media upda...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
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