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2025 Classic: The Matching Shirt Directory

A family trying to take their own photo for the new online parish directory page using a phone timer, resulting in a shot where the family cat blocks half the lens.

Part of the 35 Religious Jokes: The 2025 “Smart Glass Liturgy, AI Intercoms & Blockchain Bazaars” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Legacy: The Cloud Storage Scare
The parish clerk falling into a panic because she cannot understa...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Matching Shirt Directory
A family trying to take their own photo for the new online parish...read more »
2025 Archive: The Voice Assistant Siri Prayer Failure
The assistant pastor asking his phone's voice helper to locate th...read more »
2025 Archive: The Cordless Lapel Intercept
A profound moment of silent adoration in the sanctuary being comp...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Autonomous Rectory Intercom
The parish council installing an artificial intelligence receptio...read more »
2024 Classic: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
The senior ladies of the altar guild meeting on a video call, eac...read more »
2025 Archive: The Short-Form Ministry Algorithm
The youth group leaders attempting to film a fast-paced vertical ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
Opening a heavy liturgical book to verify a reading and finding a...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Group Chat Prayer Confusion
A parish prayer group starting an instant messaging thread, which...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WAP_Navigator09/08/2006 10:40Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
@Retro_Gamer_Girl05/16/2001 03:47Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
@Encarta_Explorer04/14/2015 09:09I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@Scream_Ghostface08/03/2009 03:19Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@Keyboard_Warrior10/09/2010 14:51F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
@Dr_Evil_Pinky02/11/1996 11:28One billion... laughs!
@Illidan_Blind04/06/2012 12:45I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
@Shoes_Kelly_Fan06/01/1999 09:36OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!

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