The assistant pastor asking his phone’s voice helper to locate the Book of Genesis, only for the device to mechanically reply, “I found no businesses matching Genesis Genesis near you.”
Part of the 35 Religious Jokes: The 2025 “Smart Glass Liturgy, AI Intercoms & Blockchain Bazaars” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
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