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2024 Classic: The Instant Decaf Cauldron

The senior ladies of the altar guild meeting on a video call, each drinking individual cups of instant decaf from their own kitchens while missing the massive aluminum urn in the parish hall.

Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 2024 “Smart Sanctuary, AI Bulletins & Group Chat Fellowships” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Seinfeld_George09/19/2000 07:23What is the deal with these funny jokes?
@Frasier_Crane08/21/1996 14:37I am listening... and I am laughing.
@Titanic_Jack08/28/2004 16:25I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Finding_Nemo_Dory12/13/2004 11:22Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
@Offspring_Guy05/31/1995 12:23The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Sum41_Skater06/11/2013 08:39In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
@He_Man_Power07/30/2010 22:56I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
@DMOZ_Volunteer07/18/2013 04:20Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
@Viewer_Number_112/09/2007 14:18First! And it’s funny!

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