A deacon’s phone vibrating continuously seventy times during the silent prayer because members of the parish prayer circle started flooding their mobile group chat with animated icons reading “Amen.”
Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 2024 “Smart Sanctuary, AI Bulletins & Group Chat Fellowships” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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