2025 Vintage: The Movie Ticket Bookmark

Opening a heavy liturgical book to verify a reading and finding a glossy ticket stub from a summer blockbuster movie screening used as a page marker.

🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025

An attempt to play a background hymn from the teacher's smartphon...read more »

An elderly parishioner attempting to scan a matrix code sticker o...read more »

The senior ladies of the altar guild meeting on a video call, eac...read more »

Cleaning out the freezer in the fellowship hall kitchen after a l...read more »

A teenager wearing an oversized, swishing nylon winter jacket get...read more »

The building maintenance committee meeting held in a hybrid forma...read more »

In 2009, church life was fully adapting to the social media explo...read more »

In 1995, church life was a beautifully slow, analog experience wh...read more »

In 2006, church life was diving headfirst into the Web 2.0 era wh...read more »

In 2019, church life was fully immersed in the era of high-speed ...read more »

A parishioner entering the confessional box keeping his high-end ...read more »

The music coordinator discovering to his absolute horror that the...read more »

In 2017, church life stood at a massive technological crossroads ...read more »

A deacon's phone vibrating continuously seventy times during the ...read more »

@Titanic_Jack06/05/2009 19:49I am the king of the world... of laughing!

@DotCom_Survivor05/18/2014 11:22I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.

@Cyber_Security_X11/17/2003 07:52Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!

@Donnie_Darko_8804/15/2008 07:58Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.

@Brazil_Terry_G07/06/2000 22:49Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.

@Terran_Marine05/20/2012 21:55Go, go, go! More jokes!