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2024 Vintage: The Auto-Correct Homily Glitch

The music coordinator discovering to his absolute horror that the automatic spelling check feature in his word processor systematically swapped the word “sinned” for “reset” in the printed Sunday hymn sheets right before the service begins.

Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 2024 “Smart Sanctuary, AI Bulletins & Group Chat Fellowships” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Encarta_User08/08/2012 14:32I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@Burning_CDs07/24/2012 10:23I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
@Cipher_Steak08/01/2001 00:04Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
@Abe_Sapien_Fan12/25/2009 04:40I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
@Party_On_Garth09/17/2002 11:23I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
@Step_Brothers_B12/16/2002 00:25Did we just become best friends? Yup!
@Map_Maker_X02/16/2008 12:46The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.

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