An elderly parishioner attempting to scan a matrix code sticker on the wooden pew to open the text for today’s hymns, who accidentally focuses her phone camera on a flyer left nearby and opens the digital menu for a local kebab shop instead.
Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 2024 “Smart Sanctuary, AI Bulletins & Group Chat Fellowships” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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