The official parish marriage banns registry containing thick, bumpy layers of correction fluid because the volunteer refuses to trust the electronic editing features on the new cloud database.
Part of the 35 Religious Jokes: The 2025 “Smart Glass Liturgy, AI Intercoms & Blockchain Bazaars” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
38 Religious Jokes: The 2021 “Hybrid Services, QR Code Pews & Zoom Confirmation Classes” Edition
In 2021, church life entered a hybrid era, balancing a gradual re...read more »
2024 Classic: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
The traditional deep velvet collection bags sitting unused in the...read more »
35 Religious Jokes: The 2011 “iPad Pews, Facebook Groups & Minecraft Ministries” Edition
In 2011, church life was transitioning fully into the cloud era w...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Group Chat Prayer Confusion
A parish prayer group starting an instant messaging thread, which...read more »
2024 Classic: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
The official parish marriage banns registry containing thick, bum...read more »
38 Religious Jokes: The 2006 “YouTube Sermons, Myspace Profiles & Nintendo Wii Lock-Ins” Edition
In 2006, church life was diving headfirst into the Web 2.0 era wh...read more »
39 Religious Jokes: The 2018 “Smart Assistant Confessions, FaceID Pews & Blockchain Building Funds” Edition
In 2018, church life was diving deeper into the smart-device era,...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Thermostat App War
The head of the trustee board tracking the chapel heating bill fr...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Group Chat Notification Flood
A deacon's phone vibrating continuously seventy times during the ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Bluetooth Speaker Hijack
An attempt to play a background hymn from the teacher's smartphon...read more »
😜 More from category: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Puffy Jacket Pew Wedge
A teenager wearing an oversized, swishing nylon winter jacket get...read more »
38 Religious Jokes: The 2004 “Camera Phones, iPod Syncing & Fellowship Myspace” Edition
In 2004, church life was rapidly moving away from old analog form...read more »
41 Religious Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch, Facebook Invasions & Halo 3 Lock-Ins” Edition
In 2007, church life stood at a massive technological crossroads ...read more »
41 Religious Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Debut, Facebook Check-Ins & Angry Birds Lock-Ins” Edition
In 2010, church life officially stepped into a new decade, caught...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
Finding the patterns in the humor.
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
I’m going to poke you for this joke!