Cleaning out the freezer in the fellowship hall kitchen after a long closure and discovering a frosted plastic container with calcified contents labeled “Parish Festival – July 2014.”
Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 2024 “Smart Sanctuary, AI Bulletins & Group Chat Fellowships” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The Mobile Wallet Bottleneck
A three-minute bottleneck in the center aisle during the collecti...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
The deep crimson plush carpeting in the sanctuary showing absolut...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Neon Paper Financial Summary
Printing the annual parish deficit summary on bright, fluorescent...read more »
2024 Classic: The YouTube Buffer Apocalypse
A video update from global missionaries cutting out every thirty ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Window AC Jet Engine
The livestream broadcast losing its audio feed for several second...read more »
2024 Archive: The Smart Thermostat App War
The head of the trustee board tracking the chapel heating bill fr...read more »
2025 Classic: The Puffy Jacket Pew Wedge
A teenager wearing an oversized, swishing nylon winter jacket get...read more »
2025 Classic: The Bluetooth Speaker Hijack
An attempt to play a background hymn from the teacher's smartphon...read more »
2025 Classic: The Matching Shirt Directory
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2025 Classic: The Hybrid Zoom Audio Feedback
The building maintenance committee meeting held in a hybrid forma...read more »
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2024 Archive: The Noise-Canceling Confession
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35 Religious Jokes: The 2011 “iPad Pews, Facebook Groups & Minecraft Ministries” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
*Boom* - there goes my brain!
Classic. Simply classic.