A video update from global missionaries cutting out every thirty seconds because poor weather is disrupting the satellite signal of the parish office router.
Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 2024 “Smart Sanctuary, AI Bulletins & Group Chat Fellowships” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
37 Religious Jokes: The 1996 “Floppy Disks, Dial-Up Tones & Fellowship Halls” Edition
In 1996, church life was undergoing a slow, digital awakening whi...read more »
2024 Classic: The Sunday Coupon Swap
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2025 Vintage: The Group Chat Prayer Confusion
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2024 Vintage: The Hybrid Zoom Audio Feedback
The building maintenance committee meeting held in a hybrid forma...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Neon Paper Financial Summary
Printing the annual parish deficit summary on bright, fluorescent...read more »
2024 Archive: The Twitter Ministry Update
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2025 Archive: The Voice Assistant Siri Prayer Failure
The assistant pastor asking his phone's voice helper to locate th...read more »
41 Religious Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch, Facebook Invasions & Halo 3 Lock-Ins” Edition
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2025 Vintage: The FaceID Sanctuary Lockout
A parishioner trying to discreetly check his notifications in a d...read more »
2024 Classic: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
The official parish marriage banns registry containing thick, bum...read more »
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2025 Classic: The YouTube Buffer Apocalypse
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38 Religious Jokes: The 2004 “Camera Phones, iPod Syncing & Fellowship Myspace” Edition
In 2004, church life was rapidly moving away from old analog form...read more »
35 Religious Jokes: The 1997 “Dial-Up Webpages, Beepers & Fellowship Hall Potlucks” Edition
In 1997, church life was fully catching the digital wave while re...read more »
2024 Classic: The Tupperware Archaeology
Cleaning out the freezer in the fellowship hall kitchen after a l...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
... (Laughter in silence).
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.