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2025 Vintage: The FaceID Sanctuary Lockout

A parishioner trying to discreetly check his notifications in a dark row of pews, only for his screen to flash at 100% brightness because the front-facing camera is frantically trying to identify his face in the dim lighting.

Part of the 35 Religious Jokes: The 2025 “Smart Glass Liturgy, AI Intercoms & Blockchain Bazaars” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Master9912/29/2003 02:06Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
@Win95_Fanatic07/08/2010 03:11This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
@Nokia_Snake_Champ11/03/2007 10:42Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
@Sega_Genesis_Kid08/09/2007 06:01Better than 16-bit graphics!
@Blockbuster_Refugee09/01/2006 04:15Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
@Rewritable_CD07/08/2004 14:35I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
@Winamp_Playlist08/05/2012 18:26Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
@Noob_Slayer_X11/15/1997 05:50Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
@Shut_Up_Money06/11/2014 16:36Shut up and take my laughter!

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