The parish clerk falling into a panic because she cannot understand why the new directory database “saved to the cloud,” claiming she can clearly see clear blue skies outside rather than a computer server.
Part of the 35 Religious Jokes: The 2025 “Smart Glass Liturgy, AI Intercoms & Blockchain Bazaars” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The FaceID Sanctuary Lockout
A parishioner trying to discreetly check his notifications in a d...read more »
2024 Vintage: The QR Matrix Overlap
An elderly parishioner attempting to scan a matrix code sticker o...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Autonomous Rectory Intercom
The parish council installing an artificial intelligence receptio...read more »
36 Religious Jokes: The 2015 “Smartwatch Alerts, Wireless Projectors & Selfie Stick Fellowship” Edition
In 2015, church life was adjusting to an era of total cloud integ...read more »
39 Religious Jokes: The 2022 “Post-Pandemic Returns, Smart Tithing & Hybrid Board Meetings” Edition
In 2022, church life experienced a massive, joyous return to the ...read more »
33 Religious Jokes: The 1998 “Y2K Panic, Dial-Up Loading Bars & Beanie Baby Fundraisers” Edition
In 1998, church life was caught between a massive digital acceler...read more »
2024 Classic: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
The official parish marriage banns registry containing thick, bum...read more »
2024 Classic: The Bluetooth Speaker Hijack
An attempt to play a background hymn from the teacher's smartphon...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Group Chat Prayer Confusion
A parish prayer group starting an instant messaging thread, which...read more »
37 Religious Jokes: The 2024 “Smart Sanctuary, AI Bulletins & Group Chat Fellowships” Edition
In 2024, church life was fully integrated with artificial intelli...read more »
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40 Religious Jokes: The 2008 “iPhone 3G, Facebook Pages & Guitar Hero Ministries” Edition
In 2008, church life was trying hard to remain culturally relevan...read more »
2024 Archive: The Vertical Video Sermon Crisis
The youth ministry leaders attempting to record a prayer challeng...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
The deep crimson plush carpeting in the sanctuary showing absolut...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
Deal with it. This is gold.