What do you call a pig that is a great painter?
A Pig-asso! His brush strokes are messy, but his vision is absolutely legendary.
Why did the blonde take a tub of butter to the airport?
If you need a laugh, this blonde joke is for you: She heard the flight was going to be smooth.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
This one is a staple in American humor: She kept throwing out the ones that said ‘W’.
2025 Classic: The Matching Shirt Directory
A family trying to take their own photo for the new online parish directory page using a phone timer, resulting in a shot where the… Read More »2025 Classic: The Matching Shirt Directory
2025 Legacy: The Alcaraz-Sinner Era
Why did the tennis world stop asking about Federer and Nadal? Because Carlos and Jannik spent 2025 hitting the ball so hard that the “Old… Read More »2025 Legacy: The Alcaraz-Sinner Era
2024 Legacy: The “Hulk Hogan” RNC Appearance
Why did he rip his shirt off? To prove that the GOP platform in 2024 was built on “24-inch pythons” and “Brother-hood.” Part of the… Read More »2024 Legacy: The “Hulk Hogan” RNC Appearance
2024 Classic: Despicable Me 4 (Mega Minions)
Why were the Minions so muscular and weird-looking? Because they got superpowers, but they’re still just as obsessed with “Bananas” as they were in 2010.… Read More »2024 Classic: Despicable Me 4 (Mega Minions)
2024 Legacy: The “Is it 2025 yet?” Moment
Why was the staff checking the AI predictions? To see if the robots will finally take our jobs so we can go to the beach.… Read More »2024 Legacy: The “Is it 2025 yet?” Moment
2024 Vintage: The “Lunch” Billie
She’s hungry, she’s cool, and she’s the queen of the 2024 “Hit Me Hard and Soft” era. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2024… Read More »2024 Vintage: The “Lunch” Billie
2023 Classic: Best Rock Performance
Why “Broken Horses”? Brandi Carlile has more power in her voice than most nuclear power plants. Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The 2023 “Renaissance,… Read More »2023 Classic: Best Rock Performance